How to impress a woman: Compliment her
cuddle her
kiss her
caress her .
love her
stroke her
tease her
comfort her
protect her
hug her
hold her
spend money on her
wine & dine her
buy things for her
listen to her
care for her
stand by her
support her
go to the ends of the earth for her....

How to impress a man:
Show up naked.
Bring beer.