Statement of luv:
The KissIn order to form a more perfect kiss, enable the mighty hug to promote to whom we please but one kiss.
Article 1:
Statement of Love: The Kiss
1. Kiss on the hand.... I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek... I just want to be friends
3. Kiss on the neck... I want you
4. Kiss on the lips... I love you
5. Kiss on the ears... I am just playing
6. Kiss anywhere else.. lets not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes... kiss me
8. Playing with your hair... I can't live without you
9. Hand on your waist... I love you to much to let you go
Three steps of Luv
Article 2: The Three Steps
1. Girls: If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him
2. Guys: If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good
3. Guy and Girls: Close your eyes when kissig, it is rude to stare
Commandments of Luv
1. Thou shall not squeeze to hard.
2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, just give one or take one.
3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.
4. Thou shall not cheat on thy lover.
5. Thou shall be gentle
6. Thou shall confess thy love to thy lover.
7. Thou shall sacrifice anything for thy lover.
8. Thou shall not covet thy lovers paycheck (for the gold diggers out there or those who are jealous of their lover's paycheck)
9. Thou shall not speak badly to thy lover but embrace thy lover
10. Thou shall spend money on thy lover.